We were all led to believe, by no less reputable an outlet than Page 6 (snicker), that Lindsay Lohan had fled the craziness of L.A. life to hole up in mom Dina's house on Long Island. Not so fast though - reps for Lohan say the coke-crazed actress has not in fact retreated to the safety of Chez Dina, but is instead drying out at an "undisclosed rehab facility." Other reports over the weekend claimed this undisclosed facility was actually the Cirque Lodge in Utah, but Lohan's people refused to confirm or deny this. Which means she's probably there.
Lindsay needs to do what Linsday needs to do to get Lindsay right, and if that means hiding out in some cave in Utah, then that's fine. Personally, I kind of doubted that story about her running to mommy's house - cause I don't think Lindsay and mommy get along all that well, and the last thing Lindsay wants to put up with while she's coming down off all those drugs is that harpy's voice in her ear all the time. Plus, I don't think Dina is really a safe person for a recovering drug addict to be around - cause, you know, Dina's got lots of drugs. Lindsay goes into the bathroom for some eye-drops, opens the medicine cabinet and finds enough blow to make Scarface pop a blood vessel. That would be fairly counterproductive.
The funny thing about all this, though, is that Michael clearly has no idea what's going on with Lindsay. They told him she was in New York, and he said he hoped they could get together. But she ain't in New York Michael, you yutz - she's in Utah. So are you gonna fly out to Utah and look for some reporters to yammer to? When is this guy gonna figure out he's being screwed with? "By the way Michael, Lindsay's in Turkey. Have a good trip." And doofus would be on the first plane to Istanbul. Or Constantinople. Or whatever they're calling it this week.
One last observation - apparently Entertainment Tonight were the ones who broke the story about Lindsay being in Utah. And who has worked for Entertainment Tonight as a correspondent in the past? Who dragged ET cameras to rehab with her when she went to visit her troubled daughter? Yup, good old Dina. So, it's likely that ET's report is credible, and that Lindsay is in Utah. And this is Dina's way of helping out Lindsay - by feeding information to the one media outlet lame enough to give her a job. Oh yeah, great maternal instincts there Dina. Hope that hunk of Ali-meat you just ate doesn't give you indigestion you lizard-bitch.
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