"Hey Alfalfa. My diaper's fallin' down. The paps are gonna see my goods here in a minute. That's not a road we wanna go down quite yet, know what I mean?"
Alternate caption: "Hey Maverick, would you mind letting up on my diaphragm? I need that oxygen, otherwise my brain cells will start dying. Then you'll be the only one left who can work mom's remote control. Yeah, so you'll have to take her to the bathroom. And you can't hit the toilet worth a shit."
