Friday, August 17, 2007

Phillippe Angry Over Witherspoon/Gyllenhaal Relationship


Ryan Phillippe is making a stink over estranged wife Reese Witherspoon's relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. Apparently, Ryan is bent out of shape over Jake being in the presence of his and Reese's two kids Deacon and Ava - even going so far as to insinuate that Jake is gay, and that this somehow makes him a bad influence. Reese, however, only sees Jake when the kids aren't around - which pretty much blows up Phillippe's argument.

Of course we all know what's going on here - Ryan is insanely jealous of Jake, and probably has a homosexual fixation on him to boot. So Ryan drags out the "I don't want that fag around my kids" argument when what he really means is "I don't want that smoking hot man around the woman I am not yet officially divorced from." Poor Ryan just can't make up his mind if he wants Reese out of his life or not. On the one hand, being married did cramp his style; on the other hand, his entire career was pretty much based on his being Reese's husband. The problem for Ryan is that you can't ride the fence when it comes to love - you're either with Reese or you're not. Even now, Ryan is trying to have it both ways - he acts like he wants Reese back, but reports say he's still going around with Aussie Abbie Cornish, the chick he strayed from Reese over in the first place. So here's Ryan's dream scenario - Jake leaves, a distraught Reese takes him back, and he still gets to nail this Cornish babe on the side. God, what a shithead.

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