Sean Combs throws a party every year where all the guests are required to dress in white. He usually has it in St. Tropez, but they're sick of him there, so this year he had it in East Hampton. Oh yeah, Diddy, you're so gangsta. Throwing parties in East Hampton. I love it when these assholes, who make their name acting thuggish, start trying to be respectable. They trick all the young black kids into thinking they're hardcore, then as soon as they get some money, their underlying whitebread aspirations start coming out. Too bad the people who buy the records never wise up and realize how phony these bastards are.
Yeah, that's Ashley Olsen in her white dress. Um, but she's wearing black shoes. Does that mean she had to go barefoot? Apparently, Billy Joel's fifteen-year-old wife showed up wearing cream instead of pure white and they tried to make her change. She and Billy did the sensible thing and just went home. Of course Billy wiped out ten mailboxes on the drive back. No, I'm kidding...it was actually eleven.
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