"I'm gonna make everybody forget about that VMA disaster - by showing my poon."
Sorry Britney, but we've already seen your goods. We're sick to death of them. Also, it's a measure of how truly clueless you are that, in the wake of your humiliating exposure as nothing but a classless, no-talent has-been, you would behave in such a way as to not only not contradict this impression but absolutely confirm it. And in case we had any notion that you might've been justified in citing Sarah Silverman's mockery as a reason for your listlessness and disengagement on-stage - now we've been told that Sarah never rehearsed her bit, nor submitted it to MTV for approval. In other words, no one knew what Sarah was going to say before she said it, including you.
The final nail in the coffin for your silly blame-gaming comes via Page 6:
On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, "She didn't even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess."
It's also been reported that you arrived with a frozen margarita in your hand, and that numerous steps had to be cut from the routine because you were simply incapable of doing them. It looked to me like you were equally incapable of doing even simple steps, like walking forward. But you haven't the shame to simply slink away - doubtless you will soon be flashing your bits all over L.A. again, and calling up your buds at X17 to come and snap the pictures. At least you know how to do something right.
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