Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom are in love. Or at least they are fucking. The two apparently first started hooking up in Cabo - they were down there for the wedding of a mutual friend and, like magic, sparks began to fly. Said a source to Life & Style:
When they got down to Mexico, they just gravitated to each other. They sat next to each other for both the rehearsal dinner and the actual ceremony.
Their super-flirty behavior surprised some of the other guests, but they didn’t look like they cared who was watching because they were so into each other.
I wonder if Jennifer has offered Orlando one of her exclusive vacation packages. You know, one of the deals where she wants someone to be fake-friends with her so she takes them on a trip and pays for everything? Orlando would probably get the extra-special Jennifer vacation package - the one that includes free sex with a former TV star who is now best-known for being the ex-wife of a sexy movie stud who is currently tied to a baby-collecting harpy with a Mother Teresa complex. I'm sure Orlando will go for that. Anything probably looks good after you've fucked that babbling bag of bones Keira Knightley.
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