It's been a busy day for Britney Spears (and not in the usual way where she's just running around getting her picture taken and having coffee thrown on her by irate people). First, Britney got to visit Sean Preston and the other one whose name she sometimes forgets, accompanied by a parenting coach per the court's orders. The above image, right-hand-side, purports to show Britney crying as she leaves the kids, but to me it just looks like she's digging for mineral resources, as the MacKenzie Brothers used to say. Who knows though - maybe she really is upset not to have the little poopers around. They probably entertained her at least. God knows Britney needs lots of entertainment - and drugs.
Speaking of drugs...apparently Britney is not on them after all. They gave her a drug test this weekend and she passed. Of course there are ways of beating drug tests. They involve hiding jars of urine up one of your orifices. We know Britney would not be above such a move. She's used to hiding things in orifices; she has lots of room in there.
Finally, a judge has ordered that Britney be officially booked on hit-and-run charges stemming from an incident a couple months ago where she clipped somebody's car while trying to park. Apparently, Britney is trying to work out some kind of deal over all this - so it's likely this one will never see court. Too bad - I was really looking forward to watching them haul her out in a strait-jacket.
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