Thursday, October 4, 2007

Lindsay's Plans


Lindsay will be staying in Cirque Lodge for the time-being, reports TMZ. She is currently in "family therapy" with father Michael - in other words, she's sitting there chewing her nails down while Michael rambles on and on about God and being in a good place and how much he needs to be part of her life. I really, really feel sorry for Lindsay now. There's absolutely nothing worse than self-righteous, holier-than-thou relatives.

A funny bit at the end of TMZ's post about Lindsay:

We're told she's made amazing progress, and sometime in the foreseeable future, she'll leave the Lodge.

Really. And how do they know she's made amazing progress? Isn't that something you won't be able to gauge until she's actually been released back into the wild? I mean, if she's on the phone to her coke dealer ten minutes after getting back to L.A., I'd say she didn't make any progress at all.

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