Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Update: Michael Jackson Is Evil. Or is it His Nanny Who's Evil?


We already know that Michael Jackson is an evil kid-fondling fuck - but now we understand the true depths of his villainy, after reports that the bastard has abandoned his lupus-stricken nanny Grace Rwaramba. Here's what a source said:

Grace is not doing well. She's ill, and she could use [Michael's] spiritual, mental and financial support right now. ... I do believe Michael has affection for Grace, but he acts like a child. He could at least give her a call and say, "How are you doing, Grace? Do you need more doctors?" But it's never like that. It's always taking. ... She's not on death's door, but she's like she was at the beginning of his child molestation trial when she took a break. Maybe he thinks she's on a similar break, and she just needs time to get well. I hope he can find it in himself to not be so self-centered.

This Grace person has taken care of Jackson's kids for many years. She's probably the only normal person in their lives. But now that she's got lupus and can't perform her duties, Jackson basically doesn't give a shit about her. His attitude is, "She can't do anything for me now, so why should I bother with her?" Of course, I suppose we do need to cut Michael some slack - he's always so busy planning his big comeback. He probably just doesn't have time for Grace. Plus Grace is such a drag you know - always telling him to stop filling his kids with Jesus juice and playing with their genitalia. She just doesn't get that this is how Michael expresses love. It's natural to pour alcohol down the throats of helpless minors then lie in bed with them watching porn and playing lick-my-willie. Especially if they're your own kids. Then it's twice as natural.

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Update: Fox News claims Michael Jackson is the one suffering from lupus, not his nanny. They also think Michael's nanny, far from being a victim of anything, is actually exploiting him.

Who knew Michael Jackson had so many friends at Fox?

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