A woman sits on her boyfriend's toilet for two years. Her skin actually grows around the edge of the seat, turning her and the toilet into some kind of bizarre hybrid.
Her boyfriend knew she was in there...it was his toilet; he was bound to notice. He kept bringing her food and water for two years, and occasionally he would ask her if she wanted to come out, but she would always say "maybe later." It took this guy two years to finally get around to calling someone.
This all happened in Kansas - one of the states that wants to ban the teaching of evolution. I think they may have a point. Clearly, evolution has skipped Kansas, so why should they bother teaching it in school?
The sheriff in that video is so clearly creeped out when he has to describe what happened. That's something you never want to see...a freaked-out sheriff.
By the way...will someone tell these local news twats to stop with the "dramatic" readings? You're not Ethel Barrymore honey - you're a dipshit news reader on a podunk TV station in fucking Kansas. Go sit on a toilet for two years you dumb fuck.
