Thursday, March 13, 2008

Steve-O in Hospital, On Suicide Watch


Professional worm-eating fucktard Steve-O has reportedly been in Cedars Sinai's Thalian Mental Health Center since Sunday. Star Magazine says the Jackass hooligan is on suicide watch. TMZ says he has been charged with cocaine possession.

I say let him die.

Seriously...here's a chance for someone to make the world a better place. Some nurse there at the booby-hatch...just a little poison in his IV. Don't worry, you won't go to jail. You'll be given a medal and your own TV show.