
Clay Aiken has issued a statement about the fight he got into with a woman on a plane. Take it away Clay:
While sleeping on a plane over the weekend, my foot evidently found a home on the armrest of the passenger seated directly in front of me. I didn’t realize I was causing the woman any distress until she woke me up with a quick hit to the chest. Unfortunately, being that this happened on a plane, the FBI was called in to investigate and eventually we were all sent on our way. I’d like to thank everyone for their concern; I am fine and have taken steps to prevent any foot wandering in the future.
Does Clay think he's being clever with his crap about preventing future foot wandering? How about chopping the damn thing off Clay and then shoving it in your butt. Eh - you'd probably enjoy that.
It's too bad the woman wasn't Kathy Griffin - in the throes of roid rage. She would've folded Clay neatly in half and deposited him in the overhead compartment for the duration of the flight.
By the way - what is it with all these American Idol people always trying to prove how hardcore they are? Clay Aiken. Katherine McPhee. Kelly Clarkson. They all come off wholesome and all-American on the show, but as soon as they get away from it, they start taking drastic steps to prove that they're really tough and bad-ass. They'd be better off embracing their lameness if you ask me. At least it would be honest.
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