Thursday, July 5, 2007

Mickey Mouse Puts The Moves On Longoria


Eva Longoria and fiance Tony Parker continue their endless pre-wedding fun-fest by hitting Paris Disneyland. What the hell kind of Disneyland do they have in Paris? Does Goofy sit there smoking Gauloises and flicking the ashes at passing pedestrians? I think we can see what the French Mickey Mouse is all about. Feel sorry for Eva - French Mickey on one side, Tony Parker on the other. Must be all she can do to keep from keeling over. The stink, you know.