Perez Hilton and his Tang-hair appeared on The View this morning. I'm sure that was a scintillating conversation (no I still haven't watched it). Gosh, I'm so jealous of Perez and all his success. I wish I were a sub-literate monkey-man who's being sued by every photo agency on earth too.
Meanwhile, Perez has announced that VH1 will be giving him his own show - What Perez Sez. Apparently this will be a series of one-hour specials. Really - a one-hour show of the stuff Perez sez? Does he actually know enough words to fill an hour?
I am so fucking jealous, I can't even stand myself.
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