
Prince Harry got a reprieve from going to Iraq, but that doesn't mean he's given up his dream of joining his buds in combat. According to Page 6, Harry and his people are actively engaged in figuring out how to get Harry trained and sent to Afghanistan without the press knowing. Here's the kicker though: it appears a plan was already well underway, which involved sending Harry to Canada to receive his training in secret - except Harry blew the whole thing when he went out to a Canadian nightclub and the press found out.
Yup - Prince Harry is not the brightest bulb in the strand. That's what happens after generations of inbreeding.
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