Scarlett Johansson is in Barcelona filming a new movie with Woody Allen. The Woodman says this one, which is without a title as yet, is to be a "love-letter" to the Spanish city. Come on Wood - everyone knows that all your movies are now love-letters to Scarlett Johansson. Those big titties of hers make your little Jewish pecker pop up faster than Mariah Carey when someone says "free buffet." Really, it's lovely - the way you dote on Scarlett. It's almost as if she were your own adopted daughter.
