Perez Hilton reports that repugnant Brandon Davis was at the DMV in Van Nuys yesterday to take the written driving test - and failed it. Crabbie has now used his magic powers to obtain a copy of the test Greasy took, as well as his answers:
Q: How do you start a car?
A: Snort a line then tell the limo driver to step on it.
Q: What do you call the thing that makes a car stop?
A: A bum sleeping in the street.
Q: What is the proper signal for a left turn?
A: Scream "turn here motherfucker" into the driver's left ear.
Q: Where is the spare tire kept?
A: Wherever I threw it after I emptied out the trunk so I could fit the dead hooker's body in.
Q: Does your brother Jason have some kind of glandular condition or is he just a pig?
A: Are you fucking with me?
Q: Are these questions real or is the mushroom just starting to kick in?
A: I ate that mushroom three weeks ago. What the...
Q: How can you sweat so much when you barely move?
A: I'm Turkish fuckstick. We perspire...
Q: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: African or European swallow?
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