Alli Sims is going to fold like a cheap tent when Kevin Federline's lawyers start grilling her about Britney's bad parenting - so it's probably a good idea for her to hang out with Britney as much as possible until then, and accumulate lots of stuff. Here we see the two of them sporting matching Versace handbags. Britney is also carrying an inhaler of some kind - so what, she's asthmatic now? Is that going to be her new excuse? Lack of oxygen to the brain?
"Anybody know where I can get me some class? What do you mean they ain't selling that stuff?"
"This is some good caffeine here. You know I put this stuff on the boys' Apple Jacks in the morning. Gets 'em goin'."
Oh my God - a cheap hooker mugged Britney and stole her bag! Someone call the cops...
"It's me y'all. Had you for a second there didn't I?"
