Monday, September 10, 2007
Britney VMA Post-Mortem
Yeah Britney - we puked a little inside our mouths too. While watching you sleepwalk through your wretched VMA "comeback" appearance. What a disgrace. Not that we expected much from you anyway - but damn, could you at least evince a modicum of professionalism? You can't even phone it in decently.
Of course, Britney has an excuse for her lame performance - she got upset after finding out Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of her. Yes, Britney has blamed her horrific act on Sarah Silverman, who came on right after her and made some joke about Britney's kids being "adorable mistakes." Brit-Brit just couldn't concentrate anymore after hearing what that mean Jew bitch was going to say about her, so she went out and flopped.
So now the Jews have killed Jesus and Britney's career. Will they never be stopped?
Seriously - Britney needs to quit with the lame excuses. Face it Brit - you flat-out sucked. You weren't ready. This is because you didn't bother rehearsing. And why didn't you rehearse? Because you have no discipline. And you have no one around you to keep your butt in-line - you've jettisoned anyone who might have whipped some sense in to you, and surrounded yourself with bootlickers like Alli. You got what you deserved you stupid cow. Now please, just give up the comeback shit. No one wants you back, and going by your performance last night, I'd say you don't really care that much yourself. So why persist? Suck your drug lollies and torture your dogs. Ruin your kids' lives. Fight with Federline. These are the things you do well. Singing, dancing and the rest of that stuff is just way too hard for you.
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