Thursday, September 6, 2007

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pic Is Really Vanessa Hudgens


I rarely if ever post about these nude pics that show up because, nine times out of ten, it turns out to not actually be the person it's supposed to be, but some random schlub who happens to kind of look like whatever famous person the image is supposed to depict. This time, however, the famous person shown in the buff really is the famous person - and we know because that famous person's rep has confirmed it.

The famous person, in this case, is Vanessa Hudgens, 18-year-old star of High School Musical. Apparently, her boyfriend Zac Efron took some pics of her in the buff, and now those pics have wended their way to the internet. By accident. Because, as we all know, young starlets like Vanessa never have naked pictures taken of themselves and then leaked to the internet in an effort to drum up publicity, not to mention help them shed their "goody-goody" image. Whatever. The pics are there and they ain't going away. Even as we speak, there are millions of fifteen-year-olds wanking to them. Hell, there are millions of forty-year-olds wanking to them. All right hundreds. All right, it's just the one creepy guy across the hall from me who's always asking me if I have any change. I'm pretty sure he's a sick pedo creep. Plus this kind of rotten meat smell always wafts from his room whenever he opens the door. I don't have any proof, but I think he might have killed someone and chopped them up. Or maybe he just needs to clean out his fridge. Fuck, I don't know - here's Vanessa Hudgens with no clothes on.

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