Rejoice those who are sickened by public displays of affection in canned goods aisles, for Kate Hudson has broken up with Dax Shepard.
All right, I admit - the source for this story is OK! Magazine, and they've got even less credibility than I do. But I'm hoping that, just this once, OK! got one right, and Kate really has given Dax the boot.
According to OK!, Kate recently decided she was tired of Dax, and started messing around with some billionaire named Ron Burkle instead. Of course, since Kate is a dirtbag, she didn't trouble herself to tell Dax about this, but let him find out from someone else. Said a source:
Dax got a phone call about it from a friend. He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him.
Jeez Kate - do you have any heart at all? Actually, we already know the answer to that one, don't we? You demonstrated just how much heart you have by making your affections for Dax as public as you did, knowing these images would eventually find their way in front of Owen Wilson's eyes. You wanted to torture poor Owen, didn't you - that was the whole reason for your relationship with Dax. You used Dax, a guy you didn't really care about, just to stick it to Owen. And look what happened, you evil hag - Owen tried to kill himself (kind of). But of course you didn't intend that, right? You were just trying to tweak him - it's not your fault the guy's unstable. And now Dax will probably slit his wrists too - but what the hell do you care? You've got a billionaire on your string now. Sick bitch.
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