Lindsay Lohan may have a very good reason not to leave rehab right away - and his name is Chesare Bono. Yes, that would be the shirtless fella in the above image. Chesare is the 19-year-old son of the late Sonny Bono; he is currently enrolled in Cirque Lodge to deal with a painkiller addiction, and according to sources, he's telling everyone he knows that he and Lindsay have fallen hard for each other. A source told the Globe:
They plan on moving in with one another just as soon as they get out of rehab. He is telling people they spend every moment they can together and lean on each other for comfort.
Okay Chesare, let me fill you in on something - Lindsay Lohan is a sex addict. Which means she really can't control herself. She doesn't care who she does it with - she just wants to do it with someone. And, as we've seen many times, Lindsay doesn't mind lying to get what she wants. So, maybe she's told you that she wants to move in with you, and has whispered other gooey sentiments in your ear - but you can't really believe any of that. It's not love, Chez - it's just tingling. But, you're nineteen, so you don't know any better. That's okay. You'll learn. The hard way. When Lindsay dumps you for whatever piece of meat she sets her sights on next. Just ask the last guy she fucked, that Tony Allen dude. He saw his marriage get busted up because of Lindsay. You thankfully don't have a wife or children, so any irresponsible behavior on your part only affects you. Still, it might be wise to slowly back away at this point. Lohan seems insatiable. Yes, I know, it's fun rolling around with that crazy little nympho - for now. But later when you're crawling with bugs - not so much fun, Chez.
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