Jennifer Lopez keeps telling everyone she's not pregnant. The above picture, which was first featured on the award-winning Perez Hilton site, would seem to contradict this. I think it's time for Jennifer to come clean - she's knocked-up. The next question then becomes: Who knocked her up? We know it wasn't Marc Anthony, cause he's technically dead, and technically dead people can't produce sperm. It's possible that Jennifer, wanting badly to have a kid, called up one of her old boyfriends to come over and handle the business Anthony couldn't. So who did the deed? P. Diddy? Ben Affleck? That Cris Judd character? Some other random piece Jennifer had a one-nighter with back in her dancer days? Or maybe she just hit the sperm-bank? Picked up some anonymously-donated high-octane?
