Britney is so medicated there, she doesn't even know what the hell's going on. It's all just a lot of stuff moving around in front of her eyes, shifting colors, the occasional flash of light. And that Jamie Lynn - she's pretty feisty, eh? Telling that broad to move the fuck out if she doesn't like the uproar. Perfectly logical too - if some celebrity's presence causes a public safety hazard, everyone else should just have to leave.
I've got a better idea - why don't we just designate celebrity-only zones? All the famous people can move into these special neighborhoods that have extra-wide streets to facilitate all the paps. Then we can build really high walls around them to keep them all from getting out. And have blimps fly over carrying tour-groups. "Oh look, it's Courteney Cox and David Arquette. What does their sign say? 'Help us please, we're starving and a cannibal ate one of our children?' Wait till I tell the girls back in Paducah about this one."
