Looks like everything's been patched up between Britney Spears and her mom Lynne, at least for the time being. Things got rocky between the two earlier this year, we recall, when Britney accused Lynne of tricking her into entering rehab, then of joining Kevin Federline in some weird conspiracy to take her babies away (which apparently succeeded). The highlight of the wacky feud came when Britney drove to the set of sister Jamie Lynn's TV show and handed Lynne a poem she'd written, outlining her grievances.
People reports that Lynne and Jamie Lynn flew from Louisiana to L.A. Friday night to be beside Britney, who earlier in the week had seen her two sons taken away over her failure to comply with a judge's orders to take parenting classes and begin drug testing. A source said to People:
Brit really needed her mom. So Lynne flew out and they met.
Great job Lynne - swooping in there to take over things for Britney at this critical juncture. I can't imagine how badly things would've disintegrated if you'd waited another week or two. By that time Britney might've lost her kids, destroyed her career or even slipped into drug-fueled madness. Oh wait a second - those things have already happened. So what the fuck, Lynne?
Okay, I'll go easy for a second - maybe it's possible that Britney's stuff isn't totally over, and there's something Lynne can actually do to get things fixed. What's the first step Lynne should take? If I were her, my initial move would be to get rid of that bloodsucking little shithead Alli. I know she hired Alli to keep an eye on Britney, but clearly, Alli decided there was more profit in pushing Britney over the edge than steering her away from trouble. Sure - Alli wants her own music career, and the best way for her to get that off the ground? Keep being seen out in public with Britney - which means making Britney go out every day instead of staying home with the babies. Alli used Britney, and now she's reportedly got record execs beating a path to her door. Kick that bitch out before it's too late Lynne. And while you're at it, do you think you could have a little chat with Britney about the hair thing? Maybe convince her to lay off the weave? It looks gross Lynne. Seriously - Britney's real hair, messed-up as it is, can't be any worse than that busted-ass shit she's got going.
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