Rachael Ray wants to kill your children with junk-food - at least according to Anthony Bourdain, author of Kitchen Confidential.
Bourdain's disdain for Ray, the TV host who has taken over for Katie Couric as most insufferably "perky" individual on earth, arises from Rachael's recent decision to sign an endorsement deal with Dunkin' Donuts, makers of health-destroying fatty treats. Said Bourdain:
She's got a magazine, a TV empire, all these best-selling books - I'm guessing she's not hurting for money. She's hugely influential, particularly with children. And she's endorsing Dunkin' Donuts. It's like endorsing crack for kids.
I'm not a very ethical guy. I don't have a lot of principles. But somehow that seems to me over the line. Juvenile diabetes has exploded. Half of Americans don't have necks. And she's up there saying, "Eat some fucking Dunkin' Donuts. You look great in that swimsuit - eat another doughnut!" That's evil.
Oh Anthony, you naive fool - of course it doesn't have anything to do with money for Rachael. Don't you know that she is way beyond concerning herself with mere earthly matters like attaining wealth? She is a demoness, Anthony - her purpose here on earth is to destroy us by any means necessary. So, yes, if she can influence a lot more kids to become lazy fat-asses stuffing their faces with doughnuts, hence contributing to the declining health of America in general - that's just more good work she can show Satan come bonus-time.
Seriously Anthony, I'd be careful - don't piss Rachael off. She's liable to kill you, chop you up and make a delicious casserole out of you.
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