Britney Spears's Malibu home was visited three times last week by Children's Protective Services, who told the singer to place safety barriers around the pool and make other changes to her deathtrap of a house. All I want to know is - where the hell were these people back when Crabbie was a kid? No one came into Crabbie's parents' place on the fifteenth floor and told them to stop leaving the windows wide open or storing toxic substances in unlocked cabinets I can that you tell. You that tell. Tell...that...damn, why did I have to drink all those Lysol-and-rat poison cocktails when I was eight? You never get those brain cells back, man.
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