Britney Spears threw some nice Sunday duds on the kiddies and hauled them off to church. So let's see - mommy's in all the tabloids flashing her poon and attacking photographers, but that's okay because Jesus still loves her. Oh yeah - these little buggers ain't gonna grow up confused at all.
That scruffy dude who's supposed to be Britney's bodyguard (wink wink) got the privilege of carrying...I can't tell Britney's kids apart anymore. Well, one of them's crying. Unless that isn't Britney's kid. It's possible she just pointed to some random kid and said "That's close enough" and the guy picked him up. If you live in the Los Angeles area and you're missing a kid...
There isn't a really good picture of Britney's outfit - this is about as clear as it gets. Crabbie hasn't been to church in several decades so he has no idea if this is proper attire anymore or not. People could be going to church butt-naked and Crabbie would be none the wiser. Actually, if people were going to church butt-naked, Crabbie might just decide to give Christianity a whirl. Seriously - I think that's what Christianity needs. More nudity. And orgies. And butt-plugs. Lots more butt-plugs...
