Britney Spears may or may not be a cocktail waitress. No - I don't mean she suddenly lost all her money and has been forced to get real work. I mean that Britney, on a whim, applied for a job as a cocktail waitress the other night at Les Deux, and was even interviewed by the manager in a backroom. No, I have no idea what went on in the backroom - and I have no idea if Britney got the job. If what I suspect happened in the backroom actually happened though, there's a very good chance that Britney will be at Les Deux tonight serving drinks in a sexy red corset.
The sexy red corsets worn by the waitresses at Les Deux were what caused Britney to apply for the job by the way. She said she really wanted to wear one of the corsets and serve drinks. How pathetic does your life have to be for you to fantasize about being a cocktail waitress? And how dumb do you have to be not to realize that if you're rich you can just buy a freaking red corset and serve drinks at your house if it amuses you to do so? What the hell is going on in Britney's mind for her to get from, "I dig that look" to "I'm going to apply for waitressing work even though I'm worth millions." That's not just thinking outside the box - that's thinking outside the confines of the known universe.
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