Closeted homosexual American Idol contestant Clay Aiken was involved in an altercation on a Continental Airlines flight to Tulsa Saturday, says the FBI. The scuffle, between Aiken and a female passenger, reportedly started because Aiken had his foot on the woman's armrest. The woman was said to shove Aiken, but the situation never escalated beyond that, because crew members were able to step in and defuse it. Aiken and the unidentified woman were held after the flight landed and questioned by the FBI, but no arrests were made.
I can just imagine it - Clay Aiken putting his big dirty gay foot up on some poor woman's armrest, because he's Clay Aiken and can do whatever he wants, and the woman getting all bent out of shape and Clay in his prissy voice telling her to quiet down. He probably went with the old "Don't you know who I am?" line at some point. Too bad the other passengers didn't go United 93 on his ass. How great would it have been to wake up to the headline, "Terrorist Clay Aiken Beaten To Death By Airline Passengers?" Would've made my whole month.
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