Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Paris Does Not Do Drugs



Paris Hilton is reported by Page 6 to have been very clearly engaged in the act of smoking cannabis at Teddy's the other evening. Said their witness:

[Paris] took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face.

Paris's reps were asked to comment but chose not to respond. Crabbie, however, has gotten in touch with Paris's alter-ego Paper Paris, who released the following statement:

What is marijuana? I don't know. I am playing with my dollies. La la la...

Be careful Paper Paris - one of these days the real Paris is going to mistake you for a rolling paper.

(source)