Diabolical TV host Rachael Ray is said to be "going through a messy breakup" with her husband of two years, John Cusimano. Insiders say Rachael's mom Elsa has been in New York helping Rachael look for a new apartment - not a great sign. However, according to Rachael's rep, all is well in the Ray/Cusimano marriage:
Rachael and John are happier than ever and have been in the Hamptons since Tuesday enjoying the holiday week with friends. Rachael's mom, Elsa, is upstate at the family cabin. There is no truth to reports they are about to get divorced.
Something's fishy. First of all, no one on earth could possibly enjoy spending a week with Rachael Ray. Five minutes with the bitch would be enough to turn someone into a stark raving lunatic - which is what this Cusimano character must be to have ever married her. Second of all, I'm pretty sure Rachael doesn't have a mom named Elsa. I'm almost positive Rachael's mom was named Ruth, and that she was burned as a witch several centuries ago. That's the sort of thing that happens when you bring a demon into the world.
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