The View is still looking for a replacement for recently-departed loud-mouth Rosie O'Donnell. The latest name to surface as a possible candidate is Ivanka Trump - but some in the know think her father blew her chance of making the show by calling Barbara Walters a liar during his well-publicized, perhaps trumped-up (ha ha) pissing match with Rosie. Said one insider of Ivanka's prospects:
It ain't gonna happen.
That would seem to shut the door on Ivanka and her giant fake hooters. Among the candidates still in the running for the coveted Rosie seat (wipe that sucker off first, whoever gets it) are such luminaries as Oprah's secret lesbo fuck-buddy Gale King, unfunny space-alien Whoopi Goldberg, tranny "comedian" Kathy Griffin and Eddie Munster look-alike Mario Cantone.
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