Trust me - the chick on the left is Britney Spears. I have no idea who the dude on the right is but everyone keeps saying he's Brit's new man. He looks gay - but then just about every man looks gay to me. I tend to see potential rather than reality. Not that I would care to have that dude - I'm not into high school track-coach types. Britney isn't either I don't think, but the guy was there and he had a dick, so she figured what the hell.
Update: X17 says the dude is Britney's bodyguard.
