Pamela Anderson has gotten married for the third time in her filthy, disease-ridden life, this time to Paris Hilton sex-tape partner Rick Salomon. The "ceremony" took place last night at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas with such luminaries as Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas looking on. One person not in attendance was Pam's ex Kid Rock, who recently accused Pam of faking a miscarriage in some weak attempt at laying a guilt trip on him after he blew her off to go see a basketball game. Rock also got in a fight with another Pam ex, Tommy Lee, at this year's VMAs. Somebody jealous?
If I were Rick Salomon, I would prepare myself to be confronted by Kid Rock - cause you know it's coming. Kid is obviously one of these deeply insecure guys who can't handle any challenge to his manhood - and in his warped mind, Pam still belongs to him, so whoever else is fucking her is immediately number one on his shit-list. It would be nice if Kid could just grow up and get over it, but that's not an option. Not when your penis is as tiny as his.
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