Fat useless load Lisa Marie Presley is suing the Daily Mail for calling her fat, and forcing her to admit that she is pregnant before she was ready to make the announcement.
The Daily Mail piece touched off a rash of Lisa Marie is a fat load stories, and caused her to be hounded by paps.
"Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight," Lisa Marie recounted on her MySpace blog.
"Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight."
So Lisa Marie isn't fat...she's pregnant. Got that?Oh God...pregnant. She hasn't been fucking Michael again.
Oh wait, she never fucked him. For a second there I thought the fat bitch was going to shit out some more freaks.
