Studly "actor" Ashton Kutcher would prefer Bill Clinton stay away from his wife Demi Moore.Kutcher's irritation at the snatch-happy ex-president stems from a recent dinner party, where Clinton spent most of the evening talking up Demi while ignoring Ashton.
"Bill was so engrossed by Demi," the apparently insecure Ashton told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. "...I've never met a president before, but he didn't say a word to me the entire evening. I was like the guy who wasn't there."
Question: Is Ashton upset because he thinks Bill Clinton wants to fuck his wife, or is he upset because he himself wasn't the center of attention?
If Ashton really wants to be drooled on by someone in politics, perhaps he should get into the Congressional page program (don't you love it when I get all topical?).
