Sunday, October 29, 2006

Breaking News: Nicole Richie Collapses

Sources have told TMZ that stick-figure/reality-star Nicole Richie collapsed while hanging out at hip L.A. nightspot Hyde early Sunday morning.

Richie allegedly passed out somewhere around 2 a.m. The club's manager wanted to call 911 but Richie's friends convinced him not to, and carried her out the back door of the club instead.

Richie's rep says she was indeed at the club, but that the alleged collapse never happened.

Richie, you may recall, recently checked herself into a treatment center in hopes of solving her lack-of-weight issues.

Someone should probably explain to Nicole that if you intend on staying out all night partying at trendy clubs, you might want to consider taking nourishment during the daytime so you don't, you know, keep passing out.