Saturday, October 28, 2006

Stella McCartney Pops Off on Heather Mills. Go Wookie Go!

Fashion designer Stella McCartney, the daughter of Paul and his late first wife Linda, is red-assed over accusations of abuse leveled against her father by her soon-to-be-former-stepmother Heather "Limpy" Mills.

According to sources, Stella's true feelings about Heather came loudly and angrily to light during a recent confrontation at the McCartney family home. "I'll kill the bitch," the pregnant Stella is reported to have shouted. And in another exchange, Stella allegedly said the following to her embattled father: "I told you she was a bitch. Why did you marry her? She's been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won't be happy until she destroys all of us ­ and our memories of our mother."

It's like I always say: Never piss off a Wookie.