Paris Hilton is set to be deposed in West Covina Superior Court on January 24th, in connection with a lawsuit filed against her and her cousin Brooke Ashley Brinson by a couple who allege Ms. Brinson, while driving Paris's Mercedes, caused a four-car pile-up on an L.A. freeway two years ago. Paris was not in the car at the time of the incident.God, I just love writing all that legal shit. Makes me feel so, I don't know, legitimately journalistic.
Oh, I suppose I need to get in a shot at Paris somewhere here. Uh, let's see...Paris is a skank? No, too obvious. Paris is a pothead? That's kind of played out. Hmm...I know, Paris is a no-talent. Nah. Too easy.
You know what? I don't think there's anything left to say about Paris Hilton. Damn. Now what do we do?
