Jimmy Buffett has moved out of Margaritaville and into Ecstasyland.
While on his way to St. Tropez, Buffett, a musical hero to middle-aged Bermuda-shorts wearing heterosexuals, was caught by French authorities with more than 100 tabs of ecstasy in his luggage. The cops let Buffett off with a $380 fine.
According to Buffett's spokesperson, the ecstasy was not ecstasy at all but an unnamed prescription medication.
Sure. And I suppose Buffett wasn't mixing the stuff that wasn't ecstasy with those blue pills of his that weren't Viagra.
Be careful Jimmy. You can get a permanent erection from that shit. And I don't mean the one Jack Nicholson only seems to have. I mean a real one.
