Poor Heather Limpy Girl
Poor Heather,
can't walk to school no more.
God done gone and stole your leg.
Limpy Heather and her plastic gam.
Watch out Heather,
so that dog don't pee on you!
Poor Heather,
thought she had it made.
Married a Beatle and whammo.
Fame for limpy Heather thanks to Paul.
Watch out Paul,
bitch is a gold-digging shrew!
Poor Heather,
now she's in the dumps.
Broke up with Paul and every one hates her.
But Heather's got revenge on her mind.
Watch out world,
that Heather's on the war-path now.
Poor us,
got to listen to this twit forever.
Never gonna shut up about Paul hitting her.
And she says Paul hit Linda too.
Watch out Heather,
karma's almost as big a bitch as you.
