New York residents have been warned to be on the look-out for a crazed ex-movie starlet who has been wandering the city disguised as Christina Aguilera. The insane person, who sometimes goes by the name "Tara Reid," has been approaching strangers at random and offering to perform sexual favors. Most of the accostees have fled quickly in the opposite direction, but a few of the more near-sighted ones have been fooled by "Reid's" disguise. One unfortunate victim testifies to being led into an alley, forced to strip at knife-point and robbed. And they never got their blow-job. Police say that the Aguilera bandit can easily be identified by the stench of booze, and the flies buzzing around her crotch.(the preceding was fabricated. so don't start telling your friends Tara Reid is running around New York dressed as Christina Aguilera.)
