Feuding fame-o-holics Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have apparently reconciled.According to witnesses, the two "stars" were seen dining together at Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood on Sunday night ("dining" being a relative term in Nicole's case). "They looked like best friends to me," one on-looker told People magazine. "It seemed as if they had never gotten into a fight."
Now I can sleep again, thank God.
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Soccer star David Beckham is "a God" in Japan - at least according to his wife Victoria Posh Spice Beckham."There is a temple there where the Japanese go to pray to a statue of David," Posh tells Harpar's Bazzar. "I know it sounds crazy but it's true."
Actually, it doesn't sound crazy at all. Anyone over 5-foot-3 is usually considered a deity in Japan.
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It saddens me deeply to report that the world's hottest man, Johnny Depp, appears on the verge of marrying his long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis."Johnny and Vanessa are planning to finally get married next summer at their villa," a source told the English newspaper The Daily Express.
I'm going to find the witch-doctor who sold me that Vanessa Paradis voodoo doll and get my god damn five dollars back.
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Candi Spelling, aka the World's Worst Mother, is reportedly "ecstatic" over news of her estranged daughter Tori's pregnancy."I never thought the day would come," Candi told Crabbie's Hollywood in an exclusive interview. "Finally, my little Tori managed to give a man an erection."
(Disclaimer: I made up the part about the exclusive interview.)
