Notorious party-animal Lindsay Lohan says she'll know when she's taking her crazy lifestyle too far - because her mother will tell her.
"It's up to me and my mom to decide if I am partying too much," the crimson-tressed starlet says, adding, "I am an angel compared to some of my friends."
Imagine, having Dina Lohan's sense of discretion as the sole check on your behavior. It's like being a serial killer and saying, "I'll know when to stop because Charles Manson will tell me."
And that remark about being an angel compared to her friends. Damn Lindsay, those friends of yours must be some real barn-burners. Literally. I mean, they must actually be out there burning down people's barns. Cause Lindsay herself has already done everything short of that.
"It's up to me and my mom to decide if I am partying too much." Isn't that just the perfect line for the 21st Century?
"Dear, do you think you could bring it down to two blow-jobs behind the garbage cans a night? Your lips are starting to look really chapped."
Lindsay and Dina Lohan - they're just like you and your mother, only much more shameless and needy.
