Everyone's been posting these pictures of Jessica Alba apparently being fucked in shallow water by her boyfriend Cash Warren. Normally, these sorts of rhythmic gyrations would attract the notorious hammerhead shark, but thankfully Jessica was wearing her extra-strength shark repellent, also known as Vera Wang perfume.
Eyewitnesses spotted Sharon Stone making out with super-hot basketballer and ex-Mr. Vanessa Williams Rick Fox at Hyde on Saturday night. Then the place had to be emptied out because of the sea of vomit that suddenly spread across the whole joint.
Speculation is running rampant as to Anna Nicole Smith's plans for her son's remains should she get thrown out of the Bahamas per the wishes of certain local politicians. US Weekly phrases the question thusly: "Will Anna Nicole Exhume Her Son's Body?" I would've gone for, "Will Anna Nicole Grab a Shovel and Dig Up Her Son's Smelly Corpse and Fold it Up and Shove it In Her Travel Bag?" But that's just me.
Here's a picture of Madonna and David Banda, aka the Human Louis Vuitton Handbag:
He's a cute little nipper. Hope he grows up happy.By the way, do Kabbalah followers believe in circumcision?
