Anna Nicole Smith has already been evicted from her home in the Bahamas. Now a Bahamian politician wants to evict her from the country altogether.
"Clearly, Anna Nicole Smith is not a fit and proper person to become a permanent resident of the Bahamas," said Hubert Ingraham, head of the Free National Movement party and a former Bahamian prime minister. "Her general character and reputation don't commend her for such status."
Her general character and reputation? So you mean gold-digging drug-addled skanks aren't welcome in the Bahamas?
Oh, I see. They're welcome as long as they're just spending tourist money. But you don't actually want them living there.
All I can say is, it's a damn good thing Miami and L.A. don't have these kinds of crazy things going on. Cause those places would be ghost towns in about ten minutes flat (and all the crazy hoes and the men who pant over them would have to go live in, gulp, Wichita).