Monday, October 16, 2006

That High Squealing Sound You Hear is Lindsay Lohan Laughing Her Cute Little Ass Off

Pucker-lipped Lindsay Lohan-tormenting dirt-bag Brandon Davis's family appears to have run out of money.

Davis, the heir to an oil empire, allegedly bounced a $10,000 check he wrote to skeezy Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis. Davis claimed the check went rubber because he was in between banks, but Page 6 has reportedly obtained a copy of the check, which was clearly refused for "insufficient funds."

Davis apparently also owes quite a sum of money to record producer Scott Storch and Palm Casino boss George Maloof. And other members of the Davis clan are feeling the pinch as well: Patty Davis Raynes, Brandon's aunt, is trying to get her hands on more inheritance via lawsuit; and Brandon's mother Nancy is reportedly trying to unload her Bel Air home for $15 million.

Besides being a soulless, spoiled party-scene asshole, Brandon's main claim to fame is having hung the nickname "Firecrotch" on Lindsay Lohan, whom Davis once famously mocked for "only having $7 million." Perhaps if Davis needs money he can trademark the word Firecrotch and print up some t-shirts, maybe sell them on the street for ten bucks a pop. Or he could always pick pockets.