The great and beneficent entity known as Angelina Jolie has gotten into a kerfuffle over her support of a possibly shady Cambodian aid group.The director of the group, Cambodian Vision in Development, one Mounh Sarath, claims Jolie has reneged on a promise she made to provide the organization with funds to help the poor downtrodden people. Jolie, however, says the group misused the money she had already given them, and that she may take legal action.
"We are considering filing a lawsuit to recover the hundreds of thousands of dollars that is missing and which he [Sarath] was responsible for," says Trevor Neilson, Angelina's political advisor.
Since breaking her relationship with Cambodian Vision in Development, Jolie has started her own organization with an eye toward...
Hold on a second. Angelina Jolie has a political advisor?
What the hell does she need a political advisor for?
Oh my God. This bitch really does think she's Queen of the World.
Seriously. Any day now I expect to find out that Jolie has bought a tract of land in some Asian hellhole and is planning on starting her own country. Angelinastan. With Brad Pitt as the King and Madonna as the Margaret Thatcher-like prime minister. And an army of adopted African children that have been raised in the great warrior tradition that they might protect Angelina and her new magical kingdom. And of course Jon Voight will not be welcome there. In fact, Angelina might just have her elite soldiers track down her estranged father and poison his Coco Krispies.
Political advisor. Angie, honey. Come back to us.
