Paris Hilton has broken it off with that icky drummer-guy Travis Barker.
According to sources close to Hilton (eye-roll), the big-nosed, funky-eyed illiterate blonde pet-abusing publicity whore (that would be Paris) just decided she didn't need any drama in her life right now - drama like being called a "skinny bitch" by Shanna Moakler right before getting clocked in the lower mandible.
So the guy who started the whole ruckus in the first place has been kicked to the curb. I say good for Paris. That Barker guy is just plain revolting. Like something from a side-show. The amazing tattooed rhesus monkey. Eighth wonder of the world. Come see the giant pulsating schlong that captivated a nation, as well as several undiscriminating brainless blondes.
